Thursday, August 18, 2011

Heil Hanes!


I hope this does not become a trend.

I don't find this offensive, and Michael Jordan can wear his facial hair any way he wants, but the idea of a soul patch gone topside just seems a little unfinished.  Charlie Chaplin's was for comedic effect; Hitler--who honestly ruined this style for anyone who may have had the chance to make it work--had one because he was ordered to trim his bushier, much cooler mustache in order to fit inside respirator masks.  This has never been cool, it's just been indecisive--either you have a mustache, or you don't.  And if I want to be tickled, you better be able to come through.

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